It’s my kind of town - Chicago
dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer
dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer
@ My broke people who love lookin cute but cant keep up bc they starting college soon
the sexual tension between you and the other bearded guy reaching for the same carton of organic free range eggs
you lock eyes
“you go ahead” what the hell did you say that for? that’s the last carton
you study him as he reaches for the eggs and you can tell he works out, you think 3 maybe 4 times a week
you notice his college lanyard. a student? you look up and see his wrinkled brow no a professor
“thanks i owe you i would have had an earful from my wife if i didn’t grab these” he chuckles as he puts the eggs in his cart
his wife? why do you care
you open your mouth to reply but you stutter
“y yea no problem m man” what the hell what are you so nervous for?
op please keep going
Op Please
he raws you in the bathroom of the whole foods
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoe™
peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—
bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—
peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION
Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks
I have a stats assignment due at midnight. Why am I on tumblr and not doing work. Somebody yell at me.
is that a lil hedwig ommmg
